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When I found out that my friend was born in the same region as Othello I asked him Tell me moor Shakespeare Jokes. If you love me Ill always be in your heart.
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Othello Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind. BEST SHAKESPEARE MEMES 1. Funny Shakespeare Quotes Come thou monarch of the vine Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne.
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Much Ado About Nothing. You are in seat 2-B so its the Shakespeare seat Dont be silly Grandma. The fault is not in our stars but in your eyes.
Timon of athens act 4 scene 3 line 361. Women speak two languages one of which is verbal. As You Like It Act III Scene II.
And you have no fear to. Funny shakespeare quotes and insults. Shakespeare was a visionary man who led a visionary life through his plays.
Or bends with the remover to remove. Alas I am a woman friendless hopeless. Funny William Shakespeare Quotes.
-Anthony Jeselnik Shakespeare. One interesting pair of opposites that shakespeare conflates in this and other quotes in romeo juliet is medicine versus poison. Joyful funny shakespeare quotes that are about famous shakespeare.
Measure For Measure Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. Antony and Cleopatra Act II Scene VII I wish you all joy of the worm. The Merchant of Venice.
Albaneeding a lot of coffins when this play is over Further Adventures of Rocketmom I heard your sisters new car got wrecked at the hockey match Yes. Literature and it would be Shakespeare. Quotes tagged as william-shakespeare Showing 1-30 of 174 Men at some time are masters of their fates.
When I think I must speak. It is the east and juliet is the sun. The first thing we do lets kill all the lawyers.
Romeo and Juliet 10. I mean just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. Whats in a name.
If you love me i will be in your soul and if you dislike me. His favorite was Shakes pear. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats How do you figure that Well its either seat 2-B or not 2-B Who do you think was smarter Jesus or Buddha.
Sweet and delicious is the feast of love. A Midsummer Nights Dream. A most notable coward an infinite and endless liar an hourly promise breaker the owner of no one good quality Alls Well That Ends Well Act 3 Scene 6 2.
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When I learnt to dry my tears I found a shoulder to cry on. Such a nut is Rosalind. Shakespeares funniest insults and put-downs.
One of the benefits of being a mature well-educated woman is that youre not afraid of expletives. So shines a good deed in a naughty world 10. Romeo and Juliet 4.
And if those hills be dry stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. Shakespeare the King of Irony 5. The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars but in ourselves that we are underlings.
That is the question. Short William Shakespeare Quotes Listen to many speak to a few. 265 Graze on my lips.
Top 55 Shakespeare Insults. When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew. If Antarctica were music it would be Mozart.
Away you starvelling you elf-skin you dried neats-tongue bulls-pizzle you stock-fish Henry IV Part 1 Act 2 Scene 4 3. Confusion and chaos everywhere 6. Shakespeares favorite song from Frozen is Ham-let it go 15.
More of your conversation would infect my brain Coriolanus Act 2 Scene 1 Ill beat thee but I would infect my hands Timon of Athens Act 4 Scene 3 Theres no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune Henry IV Part 1 Act 3 Scene 3 Thine face is not worth sunburning. Expectation is the root of all heartache. Julius Caesar For she had eyes and chose me.
Sweet as the breath o flutes or loves deliciousness. The best William Shakespeare quotes have been described as funny or cool inspirational and sad. It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiopes earRomeo and Juliet.
Art and it would be Michelangelo. Antony and Cleopatra Act V Scene II Sweetest nut hath sourest rind. Here you can find the best inspirational quotes by William Shakespeare about love life etc.
I come to bury Caesar not to praise him The course of true love never did run smooth. Though she be but little she is fierce 12. And whoever took the time to make these I thank ye heartily.
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The Merchant of Venice. Joyful funny shakespeare quotes that are about famous shakespeare. The Eyes are the window to your soul.
Love me or hate me both are in my favor. Sure winter dwells upon your lip the snow is not more cold. Funny quotes from the nurse in romeo and juliet.
William loved eating scared fruits. William Shakespeare Funny Women Thinking As You Like It 1599 act 3 sc. The Merry Wives of Windsor.
Youth is full of pleasure age is full of care. The Comedy of Errors. The pleasing punishment that women bearComedy of Errors.
Beware the ides of March. Hamlet Men at some time are masters of their fates. A rose by any name would smell as sweet The better part of valor is discretion All that glisters is not gold To thine own self be true Nothing will come of nothing Friends Romans countrymen lend me your ears.
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